October – Halloween Horror Sauna Special: “The Breakup Diva”
If you think saunas are just for sweating and relaxing, think again. Sometimes, they’re a front-row seat to the most unexpected comedies, like children shouting at the top of their lungs, or dramatic phone breakups echoing against the steam.
And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.
So there I was, enjoying the calm steam of the sauna, when in walks… drama.
A girl pulls out her phone and immediately launches into a full-on, Oscar-worthy breakup plea:
“Please, don’t do this! I can change, I swear!”
Her voice rises over the gentle hiss of the sauna, echoing off the wooden walls like a tragic symphony.
Then, just as suddenly, she hangs up. Silence… and then, a scream. Followed by wailing. Full-on, tear-streaming, face-in-towel crying. Steam and emotions mix into what can only be described as a horror-comedy sauna scene.
Everyone else tiptoes around, pretending not to notice, while silently questioning their life choices, I presume. 😀
The meditative calm is gone, replaced by the echoes of heartache… perfect for an October horror special.
Moral of the story: Saunas are sacred… unless someone brings heartbreak. Then it’s screams and steam. 😅
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